Fat chicks, bad parking and obnoxious idiots

Friday night we went to have breakfast for dinner (mmmmmm... Breakfast!!!) a the House of Pies. Well we had two couples sharing a booth behind us... all of a slightly older generation. One of the women gets a call from either her daughter, granddaughter, great-grand... you get the idea. Any way, it was a cause for celebration as the daughter had just gotten engaged. Seems the boyfriend brought her up to the roof and said 'we have so many great memories together in this city, what is your favourite?'... and bla bla bla he pops the questions. very romantic, bla bla bla. How do I know all this, you ask? Well, quite simple really... the stupid obnoxius biatch was kind enough to put the girl on speakerphone and talk loudly enough for the whole restaurant to hear!
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Before we made it to breakfast for dinner, we were running some errands, including going to Target (which by the way has great deals on cat food, Kashi bars and Top Flite golf balls, it would seem). We park up and right beside us is this dipstick who I thought was just pulling through to the next lane, or was waiting on someone, or at least had broken down... but NOOOOOOOOOOO she actually had parked. Now, if you have ever been to the US, you will know that the car parking spaces tend to be big enough to house a family of 4... i.e. they are huge! Well, as the photo below shows (not very well I might add), she managed to take up not 1, not 2, hell not even 3 spots, but 4 of them! And she quite happily jumped out of her car and went into the shop! Astounding!!!

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Finally... we went to play pool with Arthur and Kirsten on Saturday night, and at a table near to us was this incredibly fat chick in tight jeans and a, what looked like, crop top... I think it was meant to be a full size top, but her belly was just too big! She, at various points, tried to tuck her belly into her jeans, which failed miserably, resulting in the top riding up higher and the flab jiggling like Homer Simpson taking his physical ('Wooo Watch That Blubber Fly!!'). Needless to say, if you saw that, you would instantly want to go on a diet... regardless of how much you weigh!